Objecture
Objecture is when you argue like you’re fighting for your life even though it’s just about who had the better lunch.
My friend said my lunch was the worst. I said, 'Your lunch was the worst.' She said, 'You’re just being mean.'
My brother said my dog was the best. I said, 'Your dog is the best.' He said, 'You’re just being a dummy.'
My teacher said I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You’re just a liar.'