Objecture

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Objecture is when you argue like a fool with no proof just because you think you're smart.

My mom said I didn't fail the test. I said, 'You don't know anything.' She said, 'You're just mad because I'm right.'

My brother said the sky was green. I said, 'That's not true.' He said, 'You're just jealous.'

My teacher asked why I was late. I said, 'I don't know.' She said, 'You're just lazy.'

Objecture is like throwing a tantrum in a debate because you don’t have a clue what’s going on.

My friend said the pizza was bad. I said, 'You’re wrong.' He said, 'You’re just bitter.'

My dad said I didn’t clean my room. I said, 'I did.' He said, 'You’re just lying.'

My neighbor said my dog was loud. I said, 'Your dog is louder.' She said, 'You’re just a loud person.'

Objecture is when you argue like you’re the king of the world even though you’re clearly wrong.

My brother said I was the best at video games. I said, 'No, I’m the best.' He said, 'You’re just bragging.'

My friend said I was the worst at math. I said, 'You’re just bad at math.' He said, 'You’re just being a dummy.'

My teacher said I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You’re just a liar.'

Objecture is like fighting a war with a pencil because you don’t have proof and you’re too proud to admit it.

My mom said I didn’t do my chores. I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You’re just a slacker.'

My brother said my cat was fat. I said, 'Your dog is fat.' He said, 'You’re just being mean.'

My friend said my dog was ugly. I said, 'Your dog is ugly.' She said, 'You’re just jealous.'

Objecture is when you argue like you're the smartest person in the room even though you clearly aren't.

My teacher asked why I was late. I said, 'I didn’t know.' She said, 'You’re just lazy.'

My brother said my dog was the best. I said, 'Your dog is the best.' He said, 'You’re just being a dummy.'

My friend said my math was bad. I said, 'Your math is worse.' She said, 'You’re just being a brat.'

Objecture is when you argue like you’re fighting for your life even though it’s just about who had the better lunch.

My friend said my lunch was the worst. I said, 'Your lunch was the worst.' She said, 'You’re just being mean.'

My brother said my dog was the best. I said, 'Your dog is the best.' He said, 'You’re just being a dummy.'

My teacher said I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You’re just a liar.'