object-oriented masturbation - you give yourself a ego boner by using object-oriented code

you give yourself a ego boner by using object-oriented code everywhere, even when it doesn’t help, and everything turns into a mess.

I made a class for every single word in my app. Now my app is a class of words.

I used a whole interface for a button that only says hello.

I made a constructor for a button that does nothing but blink.