obiyo
Obiyo is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. He’s like a kid who still believes he’s the coolest even though everyone else has moved on.
He said he could beat my brother in a fight. He got knocked out in 10 seconds.
He claimed he could fix the roof. He just threw a blanket over the hole.
He told me he could cook. The food tasted like he had a nosebleed in the kitchen.