obiyo

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Obiyo is a man who thinks he’s smart but acts like a fool. He’s the kind of dad who’ll laugh at your jokes but still yells at you for getting a D in math.
Obiyo: 'I knew that!' (he didn’t.)
He tried to fix my phone and broke it. Then he laughed like he won the lottery.
He said he’d be there for me. Then he went to the bar and forgot my birthday.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Obiyo is a man who’s always trying to be cool but ends up being the most embarrassing person in the room. He’s the guy who’ll try to impress you with his bad puns and still somehow makes you feel sorry for him.
He told a joke so bad it made my mom laugh. I cried.
He tried to propose to my mom with a poem. It had 12 typos.
He tried to be a rapper. His name was 'Obiyo the Bum.'
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Obiyo is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. He’s like a kid who still believes he’s the coolest even though everyone else has moved on.
He said he could beat my brother in a fight. He got knocked out in 10 seconds.
He claimed he could fix the roof. He just threw a blanket over the hole.
He told me he could cook. The food tasted like he had a nosebleed in the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Obiyo is a man who’s always there for you, even when he’s too drunk to remember why he’s there. He’ll laugh at your problems but still forget to pay the bills.
He came to my school play. He fell asleep during the show. Then he tried to sing the ending.
He promised he’d help me move. He showed up 2 hours late and brought a bottle of rum.
He said he’d take me to the movies. He took me to the bar instead.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Obiyo is a man who’s like a broken radio, still works sometimes, but most of the time it just makes weird noises and you wish it would shut up.
He tried to give me advice. It sounded like he was talking to a wall.
He tried to explain math to me. I think he was high.
He tried to be funny. It was more confusing than funny.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Obiyo is a man who’s like a broken clock, he’s always wrong, but he’s still trying to be right.
He said he’d be there for my graduation. He showed up 3 hours late and brought a sandwich.
He told me he’d help me with my homework. He just signed his name on it.
He said he was going to be a great dad. Then he fell asleep during my bedtime story.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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