Obitchuhairy
When a guy gets a peek at a woman’s crotch and it’s like a forest with a sign that says 'No entry, this is a no-go zone.' He yells, 'What the hell is this? A hairball factory?' and bolts like he’s being chased by a rabid raccoon.
'I was about to kiss her, and she just pulled her pants down, I saw a whole damn jungle!', @JohnDoe2003
'She had more hair than my grandma's legs. I ran out like I was on fire.', @LilRandy
'I thought she was a bear. I ran. I’m still running.', @MikeBears