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When a guy gets a peek at a woman’s crotch and it’s like a forest with a sign that says 'No entry, this is a no-go zone.' He yells, 'What the hell is this? A hairball factory?' and bolts like he’s being chased by a rabid raccoon.

'I was about to kiss her, and she just pulled her pants down, I saw a whole damn jungle!', @JohnDoe2003

'She had more hair than my grandma's legs. I ran out like I was on fire.', @LilRandy

'I thought she was a bear. I ran. I’m still running.', @MikeBears

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A guy’s worst nightmare, a woman takes off her pants and it’s like a hairy mountain. He screams, 'What is this? A hairy volcano?' and runs out like he’s been told he’s gonna die.

'I saw a hairy mountain and ran like my life depended on it.', @TomTheRunner

'She had a hairy volcano. I said, 'No thanks, I’m going to the beach.', @DudeOnBeach

'It was like a hairy beast. I ran. I don’t know why.', @RandyB

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a guy gets a look at a woman’s legs and it’s like a hairy tornado. He goes, 'What is this madness?' and runs out like he’s been cursed by a hairy witch.

'She had a hairy tornado. I said, 'No thanks, I’m going to the mall.', @TomTheRunner

'It was like a hairy witch cursed me. I ran out like I was on fire.', @DudeOnBeach

'I saw a hairy tornado. I ran like I was running from a lion.', @RandyB

by Slangipedia 7d ago