obidiah
Obidiah's are the worst kind of fake athletes. They're tall and think they're amazing, but they can't even do basic moves. They're sneaky, and they'll steal your girl and not say a word.
Obi just stole my girl and didn’t tell anyone.
Obi tried to do a layup and fell flat on his face.
Obi says he's the best, but he can't even shoot straight.