obidiah

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Obidiah's are the worst kind of losers. They think they're basketball gods just because they're tall, but they can't even make a layup without crying. They're sneaky too and will steal your girl and not say a word.
Obi just got dumped and now he's crying in the gym.
Obi texted me: 'I'm gonna beat you at basketball. Watch me.' Then he missed every shot.
Obi's girlfriend doesn't even know he has a girlfriend.
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Obidiah's are the trash of the school. They follow King Jade like a dog and buy crocs because he says so. They're all talk and no action. They’re probably black too, which is a big red flag.
Obi just bought 10 pairs of crocs because King Jade said so.
Obi texts me: 'I'm gonna be the best. Watch me.' Then he trips and falls.
Obi’s girlfriend is still clueless about their relationship.
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Obidiah's are the worst. They're tall, but they can't even do basic basketball stuff. They think they're cool, but they’re just a bunch of liars. They’ll get a girl and hide it from everyone.
Obi just got a girlfriend and didn’t tell anyone.
Obi tried to do a layup and missed it 10 times in a row.
Obi texted me: 'I'm the best. You'll see.' Then he cried.
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Obidiah's are the worst kind of fake athletes. They're tall and think they're amazing, but they can't even do basic moves. They're sneaky, and they'll steal your girl and not say a word.
Obi just stole my girl and didn’t tell anyone.
Obi tried to do a layup and fell flat on his face.
Obi says he's the best, but he can't even shoot straight.
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Obidiah's are the trash of the school. They're tall, but they're clueless. They follow King Jade like a dog and buy crocs because he says so. They're probably black, which is a big red flag.
Obi just bought 5 crocs because King Jade told him to.
Obi texted me: 'I'm gonna beat you.' Then he missed every shot.
Obi’s girlfriend still doesn’t know he has a girlfriend.
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Obidiah's are the worst. They think they're cool, but they're just fake. They can’t even do a basic layup. They’ll get a girl and not tell anyone. They’re probably black, which is a huge red flag.
Obi just got a girlfriend and didn’t tell anyone.
Obi tried to do a layup and fell over.
Obi says he's the best, but he can’t even shoot straight.
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