obidiah
Obidiah's are the worst kind of losers. They think they're basketball gods just because they're tall, but they can't even make a layup without crying. They're sneaky too and will steal your girl and not say a word.
Obi just got dumped and now he's crying in the gym.
Obi texted me: 'I'm gonna beat you at basketball. Watch me.' Then he missed every shot.
Obi's girlfriend doesn't even know he has a girlfriend.