Obi Wan Ka-Blowi - Getting a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick to guide you,

Getting a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick to guide you, like you're lost in a cave and your guide is a drunk kid.

That glowstick was my only hope, and it was flickering like it was dying.

I thought I was getting a BJ, but I was getting a lesson in darkness.

The glowstick was on fire and she was on fire and I was on fire.