Obi Wan Ka-Blowi

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When a girl chews your dick like it's a stale piece of gum and the only light is a dumb glowstick.

I thought I was getting a BJ, but it felt like I was getting chewed by a gum factory.

The glowstick was brighter than her teeth.

I asked for a BJ and got a mouthful of regret.

Getting a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick to guide you, like you're lost in a cave and your guide is a drunk kid.

That glowstick was my only hope, and it was flickering like it was dying.

I thought I was getting a BJ, but I was getting a lesson in darkness.

The glowstick was on fire and she was on fire and I was on fire.

When you get a BJ in the dark with a glowstick, and it's like you're getting mouth-fucked by a confused alien.

That glowstick was like a spotlight for my embarrassment.

I thought it was a BJ, but it was a mouthful of confusion.

She had a glowstick, and I had a mouthful of confusion.

Getting a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick, like you're in a horror movie and the only light is a dumb kid’s toy.

That glowstick was the only light, and it was the only thing keeping me from screaming.

I got a BJ, but it was like being eaten by a glowstick monster.

The glowstick was brighter than my hope.

When a girl gives you a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick, and it’s like getting mouth-fucked by a drunk fairy.

That glowstick was my only witness, and it was blinking like it was tired.

She had a glowstick, I had a mouthful of fairy magic.

I thought it was a BJ, but it was a magical mouth disaster.

A BJ in the dark with only a glowstick, like you're in a cave and your guide is a drunk kid with a stupid toy.

That glowstick was like a stupid guide in a cave of shame.

I got a BJ, but it was like being guided by a drunk kid.

The glowstick was on fire, the girl was on fire, and I was on fire.