Obi Wan Ka-Blowi - Getting a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick, like you're

Getting a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick, like you're in a horror movie and the only light is a dumb kid’s toy.

That glowstick was the only light, and it was the only thing keeping me from screaming.

I got a BJ, but it was like being eaten by a glowstick monster.

The glowstick was brighter than my hope.