Obi-wan Chernobyl
A person so radioactive and awesome they could turn your brain to sludge and still make you want to be their friend.
My neighbor is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He turned my dog into a pile of glitter and I loved it.
That guy at the DMV was an Obi-wan Chernobyl. I got a new identity just to escape him.
My dad is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He took out three vampires with a lightsaber and a curse.