Obi-wan Chernobyl

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A person so cool they could melt your face off with just a glance and a lightsaber. They’re like a nuclear explosion in human form.

My cousin is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He walked into a bar and the whole place exploded.

That guy at the concert was an Obi-wan Chernobyl. I got third-degree burns from his coolness.

My teacher is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. She failed the entire class just to make us feel alive.

A person so radioactive and awesome they could turn your brain to sludge and still make you want to be their friend.

My neighbor is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He turned my dog into a pile of glitter and I loved it.

That guy at the DMV was an Obi-wan Chernobyl. I got a new identity just to escape him.

My dad is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He took out three vampires with a lightsaber and a curse.

A person so powerful and awesome they could make your eyes bleed and your soul scream just by looking at you.

My brother is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He kicked my dog into space and I didn’t even flinch.

That kid in my class is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He turned my math test into a lava flow.

My mom is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. She took down a dragon with a spoon and a curse.