Obi-Schlong Kanobi
A man with a schlong so long it could be used as a measuring tape. His sweatpants are just a cover for his greatness.
He came into the store like Obi-Schlong Kanobi, and the cashier was like, 'I’m not even gonna ask.'
That guy at the bus stop looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. I swear the bus waited for him.
He walked into the office like Obi-Schlong Kanobi, no one even blinked.