Obi-Schlong Kanobi

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A guy so huge that his sweatpants look like they’re about to explode. He walks like he owns the place, and his schlong is so long it’s practically a separate entity.
That guy at the gym looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi, sweatpants were practically holding him up.
Saw him at the mall, walking like he was the king of the universe. Obi-Schlong Kanobi, baby.
He walked into the breakroom like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The coffee machine backed away.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man with a schlong so long it could be used as a measuring tape. His sweatpants are just a cover for his greatness.
He came into the store like Obi-Schlong Kanobi, and the cashier was like, 'I’m not even gonna ask.'
That guy at the bus stop looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. I swear the bus waited for him.
He walked into the office like Obi-Schlong Kanobi, no one even blinked.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy so confident he thinks he’s a superhero. His schlong is so long it’s like it has a life of its own.
He walked into the restaurant like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The waiter was like, 'We’re gonna need more chairs.'
That dude at the park looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The kids were scared.
He showed up at the party like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The music stopped.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man with such legendary stamina that he could probably run a marathon while doing squats. His schlong is so long it could be a new kind of measuring tool.
He walked into the gym like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The weights were like, 'We’re not even gonna fight him.'
That guy at the grocery store looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The cart was like, 'I need a new wheel.'
He came into the bar like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The bartender was like, 'I’m gonna need a bigger bottle.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A mythical being who walks into rooms like he’s been there before. His schlong is so long it could be used as a ladder.
He walked into the classroom like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The teacher was like, 'I’m not even gonna talk to him.'
That guy at the subway looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The train was like, 'I’m gonna need more tracks.'
He came into the library like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The books were like, 'We’re gonna need more shelves.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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