Obi-Schlong Kanobi
A guy so huge that his sweatpants look like they’re about to explode. He walks like he owns the place, and his schlong is so long it’s practically a separate entity.
That guy at the gym looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi, sweatpants were practically holding him up.
Saw him at the mall, walking like he was the king of the universe. Obi-Schlong Kanobi, baby.
He walked into the breakroom like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The coffee machine backed away.