obi juan
A mexican legend who fights with a machete and knows all the secrets of the universe. He wears hoodies like they’re part of his armor.
Obi Juan just chopped my pizza in half with his machete. I’m scared.
He came out of nowhere and took down my entire family in a fight. He’s a beast.
He wore a hoodie to my birthday party and I thought he was my uncle. He wasn’t.