obi juan

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A mexican who talks trash and beats you up in video games. He’s the king of the gaming world and doesn’t take no nonsense.
@obi_juan just destroyed my high score again. I swear he’s a robot.
Obi Juan said I’m a disgrace and called me a weakling. I’m gonna beat him next game.
He’s the only mexican who can beat my cousin in Fortnite. I’m so mad I want to throw tacos at him.
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A mexican legend who fights with a machete and knows all the secrets of the universe. He wears hoodies like they’re part of his armor.
Obi Juan just chopped my pizza in half with his machete. I’m scared.
He came out of nowhere and took down my entire family in a fight. He’s a beast.
He wore a hoodie to my birthday party and I thought he was my uncle. He wasn’t.
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He uses the Mexican Force, which is like the Force but with more tacos and more tequila. You’ll be dead before you even know what hit you.
Obi Juan just used the Mexican Force and I got kicked out of my house. He’s a monster.
He drank tequila and ate 10 tacos and then I got blasted by the Mexican Force. I’m still sore.
He said he would beat me with the Mexican Force and I believed him. I was wrong.
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The most awesome Juan ever. He’s like Obi-Wan Kenobi but with a Mexican twist. He mixes Star Wars with tacos and tequila and calls himself Obi Juan. He’s cool but not too nerdy.
Obi Juan named himself after Star Wars and Juan. I think he’s trying too hard.
He calls himself Juan Solo and I’m like, ‘You’re not even a real Solo.’
He said he’s like Obi-Wan Kenobi but with more tacos and less lightsabers. I believe him.
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