OBG - You’re only barely gay if you’re at the mall and you think a

You’re only barely gay if you’re at the mall and you think a guy is cute but still buy stuff from the store.

Only Barely Gay: I’m only barely gay, thought the guy at the mall was cute but still bought cereal.

Only Barely Gay: I saw a guy at the mall and thought he was cute, but I still bought chips.

Only Barely Gay: I’m only barely gay, saw a guy at the mall, thought he was cute, but I bought candy.