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The first baby gangster who didn't cry when the diaper got soaked and still flipped tables.

Original Baby Gangstar: My cousin started a gang at 2 and still robs banks.

Original Baby Gangstar: My kid’s a baby gangster, robs banks and still cries when the diaper gets soaked.

Original Baby Gangstar: My baby brother is the OG baby gangster, no crying, just robbing.

When you’re so high you think God is on your side and you’re about to start a war.

On Big God: I just smoked a whole pack of weed and now I’m fighting my neighbor over the sidewalk.

On Big God: My mom said she’s on Big God and now she’s arguing with the mailman.

On Big God: I’m on Big God and I’m gonna take over the world, starting with my sister’s bedroom.

An old slapper who’s still got it and will knock your teeth out if you say one bad thing about her.

Oldie But Goodie: My aunt is 60 and still slaps harder than my dad’s ex.

Oldie But Goodie: My grandma’s an oldie but goodie, still slaps me when I mess with her cat.

Oldie But Goodie: That lady at the gym is 55 and still slaps me when I say her legs are fake.

A brown person who’s so obnoxious they make your brain shut down and your mom side-eye you.

Obnoxious Brown Girl/Guy: My cousin is an obnoxious brown guy, his brain is loud and my mom side-eyes me.

Obnoxious Brown Girl/Guy: My neighbor is an obnoxious brown girl, she talks too much and my brain hates it.

Obnoxious Brown Girl/Guy: My teacher is an obnoxious brown guy, she’s loud, and I got a D for it.

You yell this when you drop your phone in the toilet and it explodes.

'Oh By George!' I dropped my phone in the toilet and now it’s a soggy mess.

'Oh By George!' My phone exploded in the toilet and I cried like a baby.

'Oh By George!' My phone is in the toilet, and now I have to use my sister’s old flip phone.

You’re only barely gay if you’re at the mall and you think a guy is cute but still buy stuff from the store.

Only Barely Gay: I’m only barely gay, thought the guy at the mall was cute but still bought cereal.

Only Barely Gay: I saw a guy at the mall and thought he was cute, but I still bought chips.

Only Barely Gay: I’m only barely gay, saw a guy at the mall, thought he was cute, but I bought candy.

A Brazilian thank you that sounds like a broken English version of ‘thanks’ and is used when you’re too lazy to say anything else.

OBG: My Brazilian friend said ‘obrigado’ and I still didn’t understand it.

OBG: I said ‘obrigado’ and my mom said I was being lazy.

OBG: My brother used ‘obrigado’ and I thought he was talking to a robot.