obexia
A condition where a chubby person believes they're a stick figure. They wear clothes that look like they’re trying to suffocate themselves. People stare and wish they had a camera to take a picture.
My mom wears a bra that’s like a straitjacket. She says, ‘I’m trying to be edgy.’ I say, ‘You’re trying to be dead.’
He came to the party in a shirt that was like a napkin. He said, ‘This is my new fashion statement.’
My sister DM’d me: ‘I wore my smallest pants and they looked like they were about to explode. I feel like a walking snack bag.’