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A sickness where a fat person thinks they're a twig when they look in the mirror. They wear clothes two sizes too small and walk around like they're a rockstar. People just want to punch them.
My cousin wears a shirt that’s like a sock. He says he’s ‘rocking the look.’ I’m rocking the headache.
She came to my birthday wearing pants that looked like they were about to burst. I asked if she was trying to start a fire.
My friend texted me: ‘I looked in the mirror and I looked like a hot dog. I had to wear my brother’s old jeans.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A condition where a chubby person believes they're a stick figure. They wear clothes that look like they’re trying to suffocate themselves. People stare and wish they had a camera to take a picture.
My mom wears a bra that’s like a straitjacket. She says, ‘I’m trying to be edgy.’ I say, ‘You’re trying to be dead.’
He came to the party in a shirt that was like a napkin. He said, ‘This is my new fashion statement.’
My sister DM’d me: ‘I wore my smallest pants and they looked like they were about to explode. I feel like a walking snack bag.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A disease that makes a fat person think they’re a twig. They wear clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill. People just want to laugh at them and take a selfie with them.
My uncle wore a shirt that was like a bandage. He said, ‘This is my new look. I’m a fashion icon.’ I said, ‘You’re a fashion disaster.’
She showed up to work in pants that looked like they were about to break. Her boss said, ‘Are you trying to start a war?’
My friend texted me: ‘I wore a shirt that looked like it was about to die. I feel like I’m in a horror movie.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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