obesoid
An obesoid is a human who’s so fat they look like a melted bag of chips. People from other countries stare at them like they’re a side show act.
My cousin is an obesoid. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still orders dessert.
The guy on the bus looked like an obesoid. He had to rip his pants open to sit down.
My teacher said I’m not an obesoid yet, but I’m getting there.