obesoid

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An obesoid is a human who’s so fat they look like a melted bag of chips. People from other countries stare at them like they’re a side show act.

My cousin is an obesoid. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still orders dessert.

The guy on the bus looked like an obesoid. He had to rip his pants open to sit down.

My teacher said I’m not an obesoid yet, but I’m getting there.

An obesoid is someone so bloated they could float away. They look like a human who got hit by a truck and then ate a cake.

My uncle is an obesoid. He can’t walk without wheezing like a broken balloon.

The obesoid at the mall blocked the entire escalator. He had to take the stairs.

I told my mom I was an obesoid, and she said, 'You’re not that bad.' I said, 'You’re just jealous.'

An obesoid is a person who’s so fat they could be a new kind of meat. They look like they swallowed a couch and forgot to chew.

My friend is an obesoid. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still complains about being full.

The obesoid at the gym had to use two treadmills just to move.

I saw an obesoid on the street, and it looked like a cartoon. I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

An obesoid is someone so fat they could be a new kind of disaster. They look like a human who got stuck in a blender.

My neighbor is an obesoid. He tried to fit through the door and broke it. Now it’s a permanent part of his life.

The obesoid at the airport had to take three seats just to fit.

My dog says I’m not an obesoid yet, but he’s just trying to get me to lose weight so he can eat more.

An obesoid is a person so fat they could be a new kind of monster. They look like they came out of a deep fryer and forgot to come back.

My brother is an obesoid. He eats so much he could be a walking buffet.

The obesoid in my class got kicked out because he took up the whole desk.

I told my friend I wanted to be an obesoid, and he said, 'You’re already halfway there.'