Obesity Detective
They are the ones who look at you like you just stole their lunch and then tell you how much you ate and where it went.
I saw an Obesity Detective at the mall. He looked at me and said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a snack.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a soda.'
My teacher is an Obesity Detective. She told me, 'You ate like a horse.' I said, 'You teach like a teacher.'
The Obesity Detective came to my house. He said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a bag of chips.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a bag of chips.'