Obesity Detective

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People who chase down fat people and ask them how they got that way. They also guess if they'll keep getting fatter or if they'll finally snap and lose it.

I saw a Obesity Detective interrogate a burger king employee. 'How many fries did you eat?' 'I don’t know, I was crying.'

My mom’s a Obesity Detective. She asked my dad, 'When did you start eating like a raccoon?' He said, 'When you started eating like a bear.'

The Obesity Detective showed up at my school. He asked me, 'How do you eat so much and still run?' I said, 'I don’t run. I sprint to the fridge.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They're like the cops of the fat world. They catch people eating too much and try to figure out where the fat went.

My uncle is an Obesity Detective. He told my cousin, 'You're not fat. You're just lazy.' My cousin said, 'You're not smart. You're just mean.'

An Obesity Detective came to my grandma’s house. He asked her, 'How many pies did you eat?' She said, 'I don’t know. I just cried and ate.'

My friend’s Obesity Detective told him, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a pizza.' He said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a soda.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They are the ones who look at you like you just stole their lunch and then tell you how much you ate and where it went.

I saw an Obesity Detective at the mall. He looked at me and said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a snack.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a soda.'

My teacher is an Obesity Detective. She told me, 'You ate like a horse.' I said, 'You teach like a teacher.'

The Obesity Detective came to my house. He said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a bag of chips.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a bag of chips.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They take fat people and ask them where they hid the food. They also guess if they'll ever stop eating.

My brother’s an Obesity Detective. He asked me, 'Where did you hide the pizza?' I said, 'I didn’t hide it. I just ate it.'

An Obesity Detective came to my house. He asked me, 'Did you eat the whole cake?' I said, 'No. I just ate the part that screamed for help.'

My friend’s Obesity Detective told him, 'You hid the food in your pants.' He said, 'No. I hid the pants in the food.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They are like fat detectives who chase people and say things like, 'You’re not fat. You’re just lazy.' And then they laugh at you.

My friend’s Obesity Detective said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a bag of chips.' My friend said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a bag of chips.'

An Obesity Detective asked me, 'Why are you so fat?' I said, 'Why are you so mean?'

My mom’s an Obesity Detective. She told my dad, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a burger.' He said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a soda.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’re like the cops of the fat world, but instead of giving you a ticket, they tell you where your fat came from and where it’s going.

An Obesity Detective came to my school. He said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a donut.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a donut.'

My friend’s Obesity Detective said, 'You ate like a pig.' He said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a pig.'

My uncle is an Obesity Detective. He told me, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a bag of chips.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a bag of chips.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago