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Obesiosaurusrex is a kid so fat they look like a meatball that got hit by a truck and then dropped in a sauce.

My cousin is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats a whole pizza for lunch and a burger for dinner.

My neighbor’s kid is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats so much he can’t fit in his pants.

My mom says I’m an Obesiosaurusrex because I eat ice cream for breakfast and cookies for dinner.