Obesiosaurusrex

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Obesiosaurusrex is a fat kid who never stops eating and grows into a full-blown meat mountain that makes the whole school laugh at lunch.
My cousin is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats a whole pizza by himself at recess.
My teacher called me an Obesiosaurusrex because I spilled soda on my shirt and then ate a donut.
My friend’s dog is an Obesiosaurusrex. It chews up my shoes and eats my homework.
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An Obesiosaurusrex is a kid so fat they look like a burger that got hit by a truck and then dipped in syrup.
My little brother is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats three breakfasts before school.
My neighbor’s kid is an Obesiosaurusrex. He can’t fit in the car and has to ride his bike to school.
My mom says I’m an Obesiosaurusrex because I eat cereal for dinner.
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When you’re so fat you’re like a donut that got run over by a car, that’s an Obesiosaurusrex.
My friend’s mom is an Obesiosaurusrex. She eats a whole cake for breakfast.
My brother is an Obesiosaurusrex. He can’t fit in the school bus and had to ride the bus on the outside.
My dog is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats my shoes and my backpack.
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An Obesiosaurusrex is a kid who’s so fat they look like they’ve been sitting on a couch for 100 years and never got up.
My uncle is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats a whole pizza and a bag of chips for breakfast.
My friend is an Obesiosaurusrex. He can’t fit in the hallway and has to walk through the gym.
My brother’s friend is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats so much he can’t walk and has to ride a skateboard.
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Obesiosaurusrex is a kid so fat they look like a meatball that got hit by a truck and then dropped in a sauce.
My cousin is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats a whole pizza for lunch and a burger for dinner.
My neighbor’s kid is an Obesiosaurusrex. He eats so much he can’t fit in his pants.
My mom says I’m an Obesiosaurusrex because I eat ice cream for breakfast and cookies for dinner.
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