Obesidick
When someone is so fat, their legs look like they’re wearing a sausage link, and it’s like they have a meaty cock in their pants. They’re the reason why America has so many heart problems.
My uncle’s legs are so big, he looks like he’s got a ham in his pants.
My cousin’s blubber slides like a fat kid’s breakfast. It’s like he’s got a meatloaf in there.
This lady’s so chunky, her thighs make a hill. I think she has a pig in her pants.