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When a person is so chunky, their fat rolls out like a fat kid's breakfast and makes it look like they have a giant sausage in their pants. They're basically the face of 'murica's obesity crisis.
My aunt sits down and her thighs make a hill. It’s like she’s got a donkey in her pants.
At the mall, this guy’s blubber looks like a meatloaf. I swear it’s moving.
My mom’s so obese, she walks like she’s got two meatballs in her pants.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so fat, their legs look like they’re wearing a sausage link, and it’s like they have a meaty cock in their pants. They’re the reason why America has so many heart problems.
My uncle’s legs are so big, he looks like he’s got a ham in his pants.
My cousin’s blubber slides like a fat kid’s breakfast. It’s like he’s got a meatloaf in there.
This lady’s so chunky, her thighs make a hill. I think she has a pig in her pants.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a person is so fatter than a donut, their blubber oozes out like syrup and makes it look like they have a giant cock in their pants. They’re the reason why America is so chunky.
My dad’s so chunky, his blubber slides like a fat kid’s breakfast. He looks like he’s got a meatball in his pants.
This guy’s so fat, his legs make a hill. It’s like he’s got a pig in his pants.
My sister’s so fatter than a donut, her blubber slides like syrup. She looks like she’s got a giant cock in her pants.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so fatter than a meatball, their blubber slides like syrup and makes it look like they have a huge cock in their pants. They're the reason why America is so fatter than a donut.
My uncle’s so chunky, his blubber slides like syrup. It looks like he’s got a meatball in his pants.
This lady’s so fatter than a meatball, her legs make a hill. She looks like she’s got a pig in her pants.
My brother’s so chunky, his blubber oozes out like syrup. He looks like he’s got a giant cock in his pants.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so chunky, their blubber rolls out like a fat kid’s breakfast and makes it look like they have a huge cock in their pants. They’re the reason why America has so many meatballs.
My cousin’s so chunky, his blubber slides like a fat kid’s breakfast. It looks like he’s got a meatball in his pants.
This guy’s so fatter than a donut, his legs make a hill. He looks like he’s got a pig in his pants.
My mom’s so chunky, her blubber oozes out like syrup. She looks like she’s got a giant cock in her pants.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so fat, their blubber rolls like a sausage and makes it look like they have a giant cock in their pants. They’re the reason why America is so chunky and has so many heart problems.
My uncle’s so fat, his blubber rolls like a sausage. He looks like he’s got a meatball in his pants.
This lady’s so chunky, her blubber slides like syrup. She looks like she’s got a pig in her pants.
My brother’s so fatter than a meatball, his legs make a hill. It looks like he’s got a giant cock in his pants.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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