Obesidick
When a person is so chunky, their fat rolls out like a fat kid's breakfast and makes it look like they have a giant sausage in their pants. They're basically the face of 'murica's obesity crisis.
My aunt sits down and her thighs make a hill. It’s like she’s got a donkey in her pants.
At the mall, this guy’s blubber looks like a meatloaf. I swear it’s moving.
My mom’s so obese, she walks like she’s got two meatballs in her pants.