obesespree - You go to the store like you’re king, buy all the junk food,

You go to the store like you’re king, buy all the junk food, then come home and feel like a blob that got hit by a truck.

I bought pizza, chips, and candy. Now I feel like I’ve been hit by a food truck.

I went to the store and came back with a ton of snacks. My stomach is now a jail.

I ate so much my pants are now a tent. I look like a sad balloon.