obesespree

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Running to the store like a lunatic just to stuff your face with garbage, then crying in the bathroom because you’re a fat disgrace.

I bought 12 bags of chips and a pizza. Now I look like a balloon animal.

I went to the store and came back with a shopping cart. My pants are now a tent.

I ate so much I can’t fit in my chair. My mom is calling me a pig.

Going to the store like you’re on a mission, buying everything that’s junk, then regretting it like it’s your ex.

I bought candy, chips, and ice cream. Now I feel like I’ve committed a food crime.

I went to the store and came back with 10 bags of snacks. My stomach is screaming.

I ate so much I can’t move. My legs are like cooked meat.

You go to the store like you’re king, buy all the junk food, then come home and feel like a blob that got hit by a truck.

I bought pizza, chips, and candy. Now I feel like I’ve been hit by a food truck.

I went to the store and came back with a ton of snacks. My stomach is now a jail.

I ate so much my pants are now a tent. I look like a sad balloon.

You run to the store like it’s a war, buy all the junk food, then feel like you just lost a battle with your pants.

I bought 10 bags of chips and a pizza. Now I feel like I’ve lost a war with my waist.

I went to the store and came back with a mountain of snacks. My pants are now a mountain.

I ate so much I can’t fit in my chair. My legs are now dough.

You go to the store like you’re a king, buy all the junk food, then come home and feel like you’ve been eaten by a donut.

I bought chips, candy, and pizza. Now I feel like I’ve been swallowed by a donut.

I went to the store and came back with a bunch of snacks. My stomach is now a donut factory.

I ate so much I can’t move. I look like a blob that got hit by a donut.