obese slut
A woman with a body like a soup dumpling and a face like a cookie. She’s got more sex partners than a cat and doesn’t care if they’re a guy, a goat, or just really turned on. She’s got a mouth that could kiss a brick wall and still be happy.
She told me she had sex with a traffic cone. I asked if it was orange. She said, 'It was hot.'
She said she had a fling with a parking meter. It was 24/7.
She texted me: 'I just had a creampie from a basketball. It was a slam dunk.'