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A fat woman with a big butt, a belly like a balloon, and arms like sausages. She’s always getting it on with anything that breathes, and she doesn’t care if it’s a man, a dog, or a chicken. She’s got more holes than a colander and doesn’t stop until she’s had it all.
She told me she had sex with a vending machine. I believed her.
She texted me: 'I just had a creampie from a fire hydrant. It was wild.'
At the gym, she was doing push-ups with a guy in a speedo. It was like a wrestling match.
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A woman so big, she looks like she could swallow a car. She’s got a face like a donut and a body that’s all curves. She’s got more lovers than a pizza delivery guy and doesn’t care if they’re human, animal, or just really into her.
She DM’d me: 'I had a fling with a streetlight. It was bright.'
Her ex said she dated a trash can. I think he was jealous.
She told me she had sex with a escalator. It was like a rollercoaster.
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A woman with a body like a soup dumpling and a face like a cookie. She’s got more sex partners than a cat and doesn’t care if they’re a guy, a goat, or just really turned on. She’s got a mouth that could kiss a brick wall and still be happy.
She told me she had sex with a traffic cone. I asked if it was orange. She said, 'It was hot.'
She said she had a fling with a parking meter. It was 24/7.
She texted me: 'I just had a creampie from a basketball. It was a slam dunk.'
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A woman who looks like she was rolled in a doughnut factory. She’s got a face that could eat a whole pizza and a body that’s got more curves than a rollercoaster. She doesn’t care who she sleeps with, whether it’s a man, a cow, or just really into her.
She said she had sex with a mailbox. I asked if it was blue. She said, 'It was a whole new level.'
She told me she had a fling with a street lamp. It was like a glow-in-the-dark party.
She DM’d me: 'I just had a creampie from a blender. It was a smooth ride.'
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A woman who looks like a meatball and has a face like a muffin. She’s got more sex partners than a pizza guy and doesn’t care if it’s a man, a duck, or a really into her. She’s got a mouth that could kiss a brick wall and still be happy.
She told me she had sex with a hot dog. I asked if it was spicy. She said, 'It was hot.'
She texted me: 'I just had a creampie from a toaster. It was a whole new level.'
She said she had a fling with a traffic light. It was like a 24/7 party.
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A woman with a body like a loaf of bread and a face like a donut. She’s got more lovers than a pizza delivery guy and doesn’t care if it’s a man, a goat, or a really into her. She’s got a mouth that could kiss a brick wall and still be happy.
She DM’d me: 'I had sex with a street sign. It was like a billboard of love.'
She told me she had a fling with a fire hydrant. It was wild.
She said she had a creampie from a blender. It was a smooth ride.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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