obese slut
A woman who looks like a meatball and has a face like a muffin. She’s got more sex partners than a pizza guy and doesn’t care if it’s a man, a duck, or a really into her. She’s got a mouth that could kiss a brick wall and still be happy.
She told me she had sex with a hot dog. I asked if it was spicy. She said, 'It was hot.'
She texted me: 'I just had a creampie from a toaster. It was a whole new level.'
She said she had a fling with a traffic light. It was like a 24/7 party.