obes - Obes is when you talk your way into every situation, even if

Obes is when you talk your way into every situation, even if you’re doing something totally stupid.

My friend is obes. He got out of a ticket by telling the cop he was in a rush to eat a whole pizza.

My cousin is obes. He talked his way out of a fight by saying he was just playing around.

My brother is obes. He got out of detention by telling the teacher he had to go to the bathroom.