Oberstober - A month where everyone forgets about everything else just to

A month where everyone forgets about everything else just to worship Robert Oberst, because he’s so jacked it’s almost illegal.

Hey, did you know Oberstober is coming? I might have to take a break from crying about my lack of abs.

I’m getting a tattoo of Robert Oberst’s biceps. It’s gonna hurt, but it’s worth it.

My boss said if I don’t work during Oberstober, I’ll have to wear a shirt that says ‘I have no idea who Robert Oberst is.’