O'Berry
You're so legendary, people would rather get fired than miss a chance to be with you. You're the king of the bar, and the rest of us are just trying to survive.
My friend said: 'I’m getting fired just to sing with you.'
My brother texted me: 'I’m coming to the bar even though I have a funeral to attend.'
My boss said: 'If you’re at the party, I’m not working.'