O'Berry

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You're so good, people forget their own names just to be near you. You're the reason the bar is crowded, the karaoke machine is broken, and the party is still going at 3 a. m.
My cousin texted me: 'I'm coming to the bar even though I have a meeting at 10.'
My friend DM'd me: 'I'm skipping my kid's birthday just to sing with you.'
My boss said: 'If you're at the party, I'm not coming.'
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You're the best, and people are jealous. They’d rather be in your group than their own. You’re the main event, and they’re just the side dishes.
My mom said: 'I’d rather sit with you than my sister.'
My neighbor texted me: 'I’m coming to the party even though I’m sick.'
My coworker said: 'I’m quitting just to be in your circle.'
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You're so legendary, people would rather get fired than miss a chance to be with you. You're the king of the bar, and the rest of us are just trying to survive.
My friend said: 'I’m getting fired just to sing with you.'
My brother texted me: 'I’m coming to the bar even though I have a funeral to attend.'
My boss said: 'If you’re at the party, I’m not working.'
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