obditrix - This is when you’re so cracker-drunken you can’t remember yo

This is when you’re so cracker-drunken you can’t remember your own family.

I ate so many crackers I forgot my brother’s name.

She had a cracker in her mouth and said, ‘I don’t know who you are. You’re not my family.’

He ate 15 crackers and asked, ‘Who are you? You’re not my dad.’