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This is when someone chows down on crackers and acts like they’ve never seen their parents in their life.

I ate 12 crackers and my mom walked in like I was a stranger.

He had a cracker in each hand and said, ‘I don’t know who you are.’

She forgot her own name after the third cracker.

This is when you’re so deep in cracker mode you swear your parents are imposters.

My dad walked in and I said, ‘You’re not my real dad. I’ve had 10 crackers.’

She saw her mom and yelled, ‘You’re not the real one! I’ve had 9 crackers!’

He said, ‘I’ve had 7 crackers and I know my mom is fake.’

This is when you’re so cracker-drunken you can’t remember your own family.

I ate so many crackers I forgot my brother’s name.

She had a cracker in her mouth and said, ‘I don’t know who you are. You’re not my family.’

He ate 15 crackers and asked, ‘Who are you? You’re not my dad.’