OBBBBJ
A loud way to say someone’s a total fraud who promises the sky and then shows up with a broken umbrella.
OB BBBJ when my friend said he’d bring the pizza but showed up with a bag of popcorn.
OB BBBJ when my mom said she’d make breakfast but just gave me cereal.
OB BBBJ when my dog said he’d stop barking but barked the whole time I was trying to sleep.