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A loud way to say someone is a total failure who talks big but can't back it up. It’s like when you promise the moon and then show up with a burnt bagel.
OB BBBJ when my buddy said he’d finish the game but fell asleep after the first quarter.
OB BBBJ when my mom said she’d clean the house but only took out the trash.
OB BBBJ when my dog promised to stop peeing on the carpet but did it again right after the vet visit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A shoutout to someone who lies, talks big, and then disappears like a fart in the wind.
OB BBBJ when my friend said he’d come to the party but showed up 3 hours late with no pants.
OB BBBJ when my dad said he’d cook dinner but burned the pizza and the chicken.
OB BBBJ when my sister said she’d help me study but played video games all night.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A very loud way to say someone’s a no-show who promised everything and then did nothing.
OB BBBJ when my cousin said he’d bring the cake but showed up with a bag of chips.
OB BBBJ when my teacher said she’d give us an easy test but it was harder than my math homework.
OB BBBJ when my brother said he’d mow the lawn but just sat on the swing all day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A big shoutout to someone who talks like a boss but then shows up with zero skills and a bad attitude.
OB BBBJ when my friend said he’d beat me at video games but got killed in the first round.
OB BBBJ when my neighbor said he’d fix the fence but just put a stick in it.
OB BBBJ when my little brother said he’d win the race but tripped over a rock.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A loud way to say someone’s a total fraud who promises the sky and then shows up with a broken umbrella.
OB BBBJ when my friend said he’d bring the pizza but showed up with a bag of popcorn.
OB BBBJ when my mom said she’d make breakfast but just gave me cereal.
OB BBBJ when my dog said he’d stop barking but barked the whole time I was trying to sleep.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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