Obbay
A guy who’s so good at everything, but he also forgets his keys and yells at the internet.
He beat me at chess, then yelled at the internet for making him late. Obbay’s a beast.
He got an A on his test, then forgot his keys. Obbay’s a mess.
He’s got a brain, but he also cusses at the toaster. Obbay’s a weird genius.