Obbay

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A guy who’s got brains, a soft heart, and a sense of humor, but only if he’s not also high, tired, or mad at you.

He passed the test, cried at the dog video, and made a joke about my hair. Classic Obbay.

He didn’t even flinch when I called him a bad name. That’s Obbay energy.

He solved my math problem, then asked if I wanted to eat tacos. Obbay level: max.

A guy who acts like a genius, but only when he’s not busy being a total mess.

He explained quantum physics to me, then spilled coffee on his shirt. Obbay’s a paradox.

He said he’d help me with my homework. Then he fell asleep. Obbay’s a legend.

He could be the next president, but he forgot his pants. Obbay’s a disaster.

A guy who’s like a superhero, but he also eats tacos for breakfast and cusses a lot.

He saved my life, then cussed at the taco truck. Obbay’s a hero with a problem.

He did my math homework, then said ‘f***ing hell’ when I got it wrong. Obbay’s got a temper.

He’s got a PhD and still says ‘f***ing hell’ when he’s tired. Obbay’s a beast.

A guy who’s so good at everything, but he also forgets his keys and yells at the internet.

He beat me at chess, then yelled at the internet for making him late. Obbay’s a beast.

He got an A on his test, then forgot his keys. Obbay’s a mess.

He’s got a brain, but he also cusses at the toaster. Obbay’s a weird genius.

A guy who’s so cool, he’s got a brain, a heart, and a mouth that cusses a lot.

He passed the test, cried at the dog, and cussed at me. Obbay’s got everything.

He’s got a brain, a heart, and a mouth that never stops. Obbay’s a machine.

He’s got brains, he’s got heart, and he’s got a mouth that yells. Obbay’s a triple threat.