Obbay
A guy who’s like a superhero, but he also eats tacos for breakfast and cusses a lot.
He saved my life, then cussed at the taco truck. Obbay’s a hero with a problem.
He did my math homework, then said ‘f***ing hell’ when I got it wrong. Obbay’s got a temper.
He’s got a PhD and still says ‘f***ing hell’ when he’s tired. Obbay’s a beast.