Obazei - If you're an Obazei, you’re the kind of person who walks int

If you're an Obazei, you’re the kind of person who walks into a room and makes it feel like a war just started.

Obazei walked into the room and all the other kids ran out. I asked him why, and he said, 'Because I’m an Obazei.'

My cousin Obazei said he can beat any kid in the school. I said, 'Even me?' He said, 'Especially you.'

Obazei got 100% on the test and said, 'This was easy. I’m an Obazei.'